...or, "Three easy steps to being a bad driver".
1) Come to a complete stop at a protected green turn arrow. Sit there until it turns yellow while you decide if it is safe to proceed.
2) Randomly tap the brake pedal on the highway when there is no one in sight ahead of you, but a car right behind you.
3) Attempt to merge into traffic from a on-ramp at 35 mph. Look shocked when cars need to swerve to avoid you.
I had to drive more than usual today; remembered why I like taking the bus. I'm off to develop some B+W film in my bathroom...knitting content is coming up next!
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